If you *already* have your own pug, here's how you can build another one:

1.) Collect hair sheddings

2.) Every three hours, you'll have enough to build a wholly new pug.

Is not being able to bring a pad of paper with me into the shower. I get into the shower, almost instantly get a cartoon idea, and think "oh there's no way I won't remember that one when I get out of the shower."

NOT TWO MINUTES LATER, towelling off, can't remember.

I'm sure you've got more pitches for Ben & Jerry, so add 'em below in the comments!