SHELDON: See, your expenses have to be LESS than your income. DANTE: Ohh... I see.
Sheet of paper
SHELDON: So when you bought those M+Ms, you went into the red. DANTE: DANG.
SHELDON: But then you found that quarter in your shoe, so you're back in black. DANTE: Man, I hate tax time. ARTHUR (dressed as accountant): Can I take a business write-off for the time I spent watching "The Apprentice"?