DANTE: If you guys are gonna play "Lord of the Rings" for Halloween, can I play too? ARTHUR (as "Frodo"): Sure! You can be Tom Bombadil! SHELDON (as "Sauron")
DANTE: "Tom Bombadil"? I don't remember him. What does he do? SHELDON (as "Sauron", Dancing): He dances around like a ninny, mostly. Wastes about 30 pages. ARTHUR (as "Frodo"): And he spouts poems like "Hey nonny-nonny, your cat's on my lawny".