Flounders

So much exposition in today's strip...all to make a joke about flounders not gettin' any.

If you've never caught a flounder before, you must do yourself a favor and do a Google image search. It really is the ugliest fish in the world.

Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
strip info approved by Shalaina
1	GRAMP: Evolution is weird. How did humans, mice, seals and giraffes all end up with two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth? ...All laid out roughly the same way? ARTHUR	THE HOUSE	Couch
2	GRAMP: Why aren't they all different? With six noses? Or five ears under their chin? ARTHUR	THE HOUSE	Couch
3	ARTHUR: Because evolution comes down to HOTNESS. You look hot... you procreate... and your genes win! But if you evolve in some weird way, with ears under your chin... then BAM! You don't look hot... and you don't procreate. ...And you end up like THE FLOUNDER	THE HOUSE
4	female fish 1: Girls, you have GOT to check out the freak at the bar. female fish 3: OhGodohGodohGod... he's coming this way. Jimmy Flounder: Heeeey ladies.... which one of you lucky chicas gets to share a drink with Jimmy Flounder? female fish 2	Sea	Drinks

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