Jan 23, 2007
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Midnight Haircuts

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 - 09:31 PM

Why do I always remember to get my hair cut at midnight...when it's absolutely impossible to get one's hair cut?

But hey...I live in LA! Surely if I got in a car right now I could find one place in this city where I could get a haircut at midnight...right? Isn't that the supposed advantage to living in a huge metropolis? You can see a play, have a churro, get fitted for a suit, drop off your microwave oven for repair, and go shopping for Tofurkey...and all at 2 AM, right? I seem to remember those being the big selling points in the big-city-livin' brochure.

So why not midnight haircuts?

Where is the justice for forgetful dudes with hair that currently looks like George Clinton?? Where is the justice, I ask you??

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Thoughts on the Borg

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 - 06:24 AM

I'm getting a lot of e-mails "explaining" to me why Capt. Picard became Locutus of Borg, most of which run 6-10 paragraphs (...I kid you not).

But the best e-mail ending I've ever seen came from Arjan, in the Netherlands. After paragraphs explaining the minutiae of the Borg, he says:

"...So all in all, there are two very good reasons for Picard to have been given a
borg name and oh my god I just realised what a big star trek nerd I really am,

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