SHELDON: I love this balrog scene in The Lord of the Rings. ARTHUR: What is a balrog, anyway?
SHELDON: He's a big, menacing demon from an earlier time! ARTHUR: ...And he... what? ...Just lives under a mountain now?
ARTHUR: What does he do all day down there? ...Does he even get basic cable channels? 'Cause if not... man! No wonder he's all pissed when the hobbits come through. ...He's like "I'm gonna attack you... cause I can't watch VH1 ...RARR!
SHELDON: Thank you for supplying the balrog's frame of mind. ARTHUR (squinting): "Rarr! I wanna watch 'The View'! RARR!