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Dr. Z (Dieter Zietsche, Daimler Chrysler CEO): Hello children! Still enjoying my Chrysler "Ask Dr. Z" commercials? ARTHUR: Sure are! SHELDON: Sure are!
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SHELDON: In fact, we wanted to ASK you how the Daimler-Chrysler merger was going? ARTHUR: You said you'd be combining the best of German engineering and American ingenuity. How's that working' for ya?
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SHELDON: ...'Cause folks flying into Detroit airport have seen ACRES of unsold Dodge trucks and Chrysler minivans. Is that true? ARTHUR: ...And what about the 13,000 employees you laid off last week? Good times, eh?
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Dr. Z (Dieter Zietsche, Daimler Chrysler CEO): YOU KNOW WHAT?? *#§@!! THIS. I don't wanna play "Ask Dr. Z" anymore. ARTHUR: Scale of one to ten... how much do you regret buying Chrysler? ...Ten being Scheiße.