Alas, if you haven't read The Lord of the Rings, Sunday's joke will be leave you staring blank-faced at the screen. But if you have -- pow! zam! That's the kind of cutting edge nerd humor we serve up around here. Pow! Ents jokes! Bam!

Next week: jokes about the Riders of Rohan! Pow!

Sidenote thought for Tolkien fans: Do milk jugs in the Entwood feature "HAVE YOU SEEN ME?" pictures of the Entwives?