Trainer: So, to start off your workout today... GRAMP: Oh no no no no...
I can't lift today. My muscles are still screaming from the LAST workout.
Trainer: That's perfectly normal, sir. That's just tiny, microscopic tears in your muscles GRAMP: "Tiny, microscopic tears"? I feel like I'm one big tear! Like I'm a creature consisting of nothing BUT tears!
Trainer: Sir, that's not physically possib- GRAMP: IT'S CALLED BEING 65!