NARRATOR: Science explains: HOW A 65-YEAR OLD DUDE WORKS
NARRATOR: - brain: like all men's brains, believes it's still 18 - reading glasses: on face 10% of time. In crack of couch 90% of time - gut: says "I've done a lot of livin' in this body... and surprisingly little of it at the gym" - bald head: disperses the heat generated by watching cable news all day - mustache: says "sorry ladies - I've given up" - Still kinda fascinated by legos GRAMP
NARRATOR: FAST FACTS!
- daily diet: mainly low-fat, low-carb, low-sodium... but then blows it all and orders a double bacon cheeseburger
- daily sleep: sometimes even during conversations
- natural enemies: colonoscopies GRAMP