GRAMP: Hey duck - I'm at the store. Could you check if we need milk? ARTHUR (off-panel): Are you on your cell? I can barely hear you.
GRAMP (off-panel): I said - (SOUND FX): Keeeeersh crkkklkrk ARTHUR: Your phone is terrible. Maybe you need to rethink that cheap-o phone.
(SOUND FX): Krsssh? Krrrrsh? ARTHUR: GAAAAH! I hate this! Talking to your cell is like talking to a jet engine.
ARTHUR (off-panel): You are so lame! Your phone is so lame! I wish you could hear this, so I could tell you how immensely lame you are, you lame-o. NARRATOR: Rule #1 of cell phones: Never assume that, if YOU can't THEM, THEY can't hear YOU GRAMP