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• EMAIL DAVE!
    • “Hi, I’m Nikola Tesla: And when I’m not inventing wireless power transmission, I enjoy kicking back with a crisp, cool, Colt 45.”
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    Last Call!

    Wednesday, October 10, 2007 - 11:34 PM

    Thursday night, I'm hoppin' a plane to Maryland for SPX...so here's your last call: if you're hoping to pick up an original strip at $25 off, e-mail me to tell me which one you'd like. I'll be bringing 50 or 60 along with me...but they might not be the one you want! And that would be mortifyingly embarrassing for both of us.

    Can't wait to meet all the nice folks that have e-mailed so far! This show is gonna rock so fully....I can already tell.

    Come for the free Sheldon sketches, stay for the high fives!

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    Detailed Strip Info

    Is Microsoft coming to the rescue?
    strip info entered by Delrik and approved by Molly
    Panel Dialogue Location Props
    1 NARRATOR (talking): Americans! Are you frustrated with the U.S. healthcare system?
    GRAMP (sitting in a chair, wearing glasses): Sure am!
    		 THE HOUSE (Living room)
    • Newspaper
    • Glasses
    2 NARRATOR: Well guess who's coming to the rescue? The good folks at MICROSOFT!
    GRAMP (Dismayed, wearing glasses): Oh c**p.
    		 nonspecific (white background)
    • Glasses
    3 NARRATOR: That's right! Microsoft has developed "Healthvault," a new, web-based system to track all your medical records. And because it's Microsoft, you KNOW your data will be super, super secure!
    Boy (Generic) (pointing): We hackzord it in under 25 minutes!
    NARRATOR (Label): Two randomly selected 13-year olds
    NARRATOR (Label): ... using a "Sidekick"
    Boy (Generic) (Using a Sidekick)
    		 nonspecific (white background)
    • Sidekick
    4 NARRATOR (talking): And like all Microsoft products, you know it'll work well with all 3rd party hospital systems.
    Nurse: It keeps saying "keyboard not found"
    Doctor (Holding Defibrillator): You're kidding.
    Patient
    		 Hospital
    • Computer
    • Defibrillator
    5 NARRATOR (talking): That's right! Everything you loved about Microsoft Vista, or "Clippy," or even getting your USB camera to synch up ... NOW COMBINED WITH THE U.S. HEALTHCARE SYSTEM!
    GRAMP (Dismayed, freaked out, wearing glasses): Ohh NO no no no No no
    		 nonspecific (white background)
    • Glasses
    6 NARRATOR (talking): MICROSOFT ... There's no system so messed up that we can't make it worse.
    		 nonspecific (white background)

    Character Info

    Patient
    First Appearance
    Is Microsoft coming to the rescue?
    Recent Appearances
    Is Microsoft coming to the rescue?
    Doctor
    First Appearance
    May 15, 2002
    Recent Appearances
    May 15, 2002
    NARRATOR
    First Appearance
    Well who is this?
    Recent Appearances
    June 01, 2006
    GRAMP
    First Appearance
    December 01, 2001
    Recent Appearances
    June 03, 2006
    Nurse
    First Appearance
    May 14, 2002
    Recent Appearances
    May 14, 2002
    Boy (Generic)
    First Appearance
    May 27, 2002
    Recent Appearances
    May 27, 2002
    Flaco
    October
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