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Microsoft should track our health records because...
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NARRATOR: Microsoft's new "Healthvault" system promises to pour all your different health records into one easy database!
NARRATOR: [arrows pointing to computer screen] Your dental. Your vision. Your blood tests. Your x-rays. How much Apple software you use.
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NARRATOR: BUT WAIT! ...Hasn't every Microsoft system you ever owned crashed so badly that you needed to reinstall everything? WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
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NARRATOR: Easy! You just reinstall and reboot your records
Doctor: You're now a 93-year-old woman named Jin-Ho Kim... and you have GOUT.
GRAMP (in a state of shock, topless):
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Doctor's Office
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NARRATOR: ...and maybe that'll be a good thing!
Doctor: According to your new records, Mr. Jones, you're totally healthy.
Man (Generic) (plaster casts on all limbs): ...you sure?
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Hospital (Patient's room)
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NARRATOR: MICROSOFT. Proudly tracking your health records as best we can (...until Google comes along and probably does it better)
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