Microsoft should track our health records because... strip info approved by Molly
NARRATOR: Microsoft's new "Healthvault" system promises to pour all your different health records into one easy database! NARRATOR: [arrows pointing to computer screen] Your dental. Your vision. Your blood tests. Your x-rays. How much Apple software you use.
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NARRATOR: BUT WAIT! ...Hasn't every Microsoft system you ever owned crashed so badly that you needed to reinstall everything? WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
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NARRATOR: Easy! You just reinstall and reboot your records Doctor: You're now a 93-year-old woman named Jin-Ho Kim... and you have GOUT. GRAMP (in a state of shock, topless):
NARRATOR: ...and maybe that'll be a good thing! Doctor: According to your new records, Mr. Jones, you're totally healthy. Man (Generic) (plaster casts on all limbs): ...you sure?
Hospital (Patient's room)
NARRATOR: MICROSOFT. Proudly tracking your health records as best we can (...until Google comes along and probably does it better)