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Your sample year-end reviews at a corporation always fall along the lines of "Great job landing the Johnson account," "Increased after-tax earnings by 12%."
I'd love to see that Societe Generale end-of-year review: "Sorta maybe kinda lost 7 billion dollars. But is *totally* gonna make up for it next year. Totally promises to work weekends and stuff."
ARTHUR (in pond): Did you hear about this dude in France? Lost 7 billion dollars? SHELDON (in pond): The Societe Generale Trader? Yeah...why?
THE POND
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ARTHUR: Well, everyone's talking about how he did it, and how he'll go to jail, and yadda yadda... But c'mon! The most interesting angle is this dude's BOSS. What does that guy's year-end review sound like?
THE POND
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Boss: So, Francois...Let's talk about... Employee: MAN! HOW 'BOUT THAT GAME LAST NIGHT?