Over in the Sheldon Store, we're taking advance orders for the "Mind of a Ninja, Body of a Manatee" shirt!
It's the only shirt made for people who have crafted their body into a fighting machine. A fighting machine powered by delicious, delicious chocolatey snacks.
We're taking advance orders this week so that we know how many to make. So please put your order in by Friday, Sept. 12th so that we can start shipping 'em out 7-10 days afterward. Also! There is free shipping on this shirt to anywhere in the U.S! Boo-yah!