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    What is cowboy-ese?
    strip info entered by KingSteve and approved by DaveKellett
    Panel Dialogue Location Props
    1 NARRATOR: Like all dialects, "cowboy-ses" has its own unitue rules... Never recognize authority: Everyone is "y'all". (Except for dudes with guns. They become "mister".)
    ARTHUR (wearing a cowboy hat, wings raised): Now calm down, mister. We can solve this all civilized-like.
    FLACO (pointing finger like gun, Wearing bowler hat)
    OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)
    2 NARRATOR: Shorten every single word as much as physically possible.
    FLACO (pointing finger like gun, Wearing bowler hat): sq'!
    ARTHUR (wearing a cowboy hat, wings raised): I gotcher, mister. I tot'lly unnerstan yer point!
    OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)
    3 NARRATOR: A majority of sentences can only be formed by hocking a loogie.
    FLACO (pointing finger like gun, Wearing bowler hat): HOCCCCC...
    ARTHUR (wearing a cowboy hat, wings raised): that thars good point, mister.
    OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)

    Character Info

    ARTHUR
    First Appearance
    December 10, 2001
    Recent Appearances
    May 07, 2006
    NARRATOR
    First Appearance
    Well who is this?
    Recent Appearances
    June 01, 2006
    FLACO
    First Appearance
    April 28, 2006
    Recent Appearances
    April 28, 2006
    Flaco
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