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Dec 13, 2008
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    • “Hi, I’m Nikola Tesla: And when I’m not inventing wireless power transmission, I enjoy kicking back with a crisp, cool, Colt 45.”
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    Why is Eggnog disgusting?
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    Panel Dialogue Location Props
    1 ARTHUR (talking): Do not believe those eggnog lies! ... the ones that say "It's made from flies."
    SHELDON (hands out, talking): That's just plain false! It isn't true!...nor is it made from "bits of shoe."
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    2 ARTHUR (talking): It has no cat hair, claws or drool. ...nor is it made from cat-based gruel.
    SHELDON (arms at sides, talking): It is not made from trashed-up cars...nor is it stirred in pickle jars.
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    3 ARTHUR (grimacing, talking): But let's be clear WHY that's true...Let's clear up WHY it tastes like flu!
    SHELDON (pointing up, talking): There is no doubt: it tastes like hate. ...like entrails server on dirty plates.
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    4 SHELDON (disgusted, exasperated, Hands lifted): This drink is gross 'cause of ONE FACT it's MADE FROM EGGS!
    ARTHUR (disgusted, whispering): (...and pig's earwax)
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    Character Info

    SHELDON
    First Appearance
    Well who is this?
    Recent Appearances
    May 07, 2006
    ARTHUR
    First Appearance
    December 10, 2001
    Recent Appearances
    May 07, 2006
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