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Man (Bald) (anxious, teeth gritted): Maaaah!
A duck!
Oh god oh god oh god ARTHUR (watching)
nonspecific (white background)
2
Man (Bald) (anxious): I always tell my shrink
that my crippling fear of
ducks would be my undoing
...and he always says "Phil,
your orinthophobia is
NEVER gonna be a prob-
lem: you live in a city!
WHEN ARE
YOU
GONNA
SEE A
DUCK??"
nonspecific (white background)
3
Man (Bald) (anxious, pressed up against the wall): And now it's
happening!
I'm RIGHT NEXT
to a duck.
Gnnnnggn. ARTHUR (watching)
nonspecific (white background)
4
Man (Bald) (anxious, pressed up against the wall, teeth gritted): ...IT'S
INCHING
CLOSER!
gggnng... ARTHUR (excited, tail quivering): Man, did
I get on
the right
elevator!