The useless advances in toothbrush technology are...
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NARRATOR (Title): Today: Useless advances in toothbrush technology!
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NARRATOR (listing): 1. Ol' Reliable
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NARRATOR (listing): 2. The weird, oddly terrifying pointy thing added to the end.
NARRATOR: Be honest: has anyone ever used this thing?
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- Toothbrush (Rubber nib on the end.)
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NARRATOR (listing): 3. The differently-sized bristles.
NARRATOR: Known in marketing jargon as "Now We Can Charge More"
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- Toothbrush (Differently sized bristles and rubber nib.)
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NARRATOR (listing): 4. The tilted head.
NARRATOR: Doing what your wrist apparently couldn't do before? Bend 10°?
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- Toothbrush (Differently sized bristles and rubber nib., Tilted toothbrush head.)
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NARRATOR (listing): 5. The battery-powered spinning head
NARRATOR: Because nothing says "Awesome" like mixing water, electricity, and your mouth.
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- Toothbrush (Electric toothbrush.)
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NARRATOR: AND COMING SOON:
NARRATOR (Pointing to brush head.): When a tiny, embedded seismometer senses tooth decay...
NARRATOR (Pointing to iPod.): ...the built in ipod warns you by playing "Kool & The Gang"
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- Toothbrush (IPod nano attached to the end.)
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