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Detailed Strip Info
Modern Life has no ways to...
strip info approved by DaveKellett
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Dialogue |
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NARRATOR (Above Panel): IN BYGONE DAYS, YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO WRASSLE A MAMMOTH
Woolly Mammoth
Man (with a beard)
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Ancient mountain
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| 2 |
NARRATOR (Above Panel): OR BRING DOWN A BUFFALO USING A SPEAR YOU YOURSELF MADE
Man (Hunting)
Buffalo
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Grassland
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| 3 |
NARRATOR (Above Panel): BUT NOWADAYS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO LOOK TOUGH. YOU GOTTA DO THAT THING WHERE YOU SLICE AN APPLE WITH A POCKET KNIFE, AND EAT THE SLICE RIGHT OFF THE BLADE.
ARTHUR: WELL HELLLLLLO, TOUGHIE McTOUGHERTON!
GRAMP: Thasssright.
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THE HOUSE
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- Chair (Gramp sitting in chair)
- Pocket knife
- apple
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Character Info