How many blood tests did you order? strip info approved by DaveKellett
GRAMP: Doc? About these blood tests you've ordered? There's a ba-jillion things checked off. Doctor (Holding clipboard and gesturing): Yeah...I'm sorry about that.
GRAMP: It's like you went into a Denny's, opened the menu, and said "Yes." Doctor (Holding clipboard and gesturing): Oh come on, now.
GRAMP: There are tests on here I've NEVER heard of! How many weirdo body parts can you test?
Doctor (Holding clipboard and gesturing, smiling): A-ha-ha-ha. Well, we've gotta make sure you've got a functioning ga-zoink-a-zoo. GRAMP (eyes bulging ): WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP USING THAT WORD?
...is that a real thing?