What happens when Gramps looks for Halloween candy? strip info approved by Molly
GRAMP (annoyed, Dismayed, eyes open, Horrified, pushing a grocery cart, searching, shocked, shopping, Standing, surprised): It's only mid-October and you're ALREADY sold out of Halloween candy? Stock Boy (holding stock): Oh -.. We're not Sold out, Sir.
GRAMP (annoyed, Dismayed, holding box, reading, shocked, shopping, Standing): Not technically, no...but all you have left are the dregs of the candy world. WHAT IS THIS STUFF? "Boopsies"? "Fundiddles"? "Kerfuffles"?
Halloween Candy package
Stock Boy (holding stock): Kerfuffles are the only wood-based candy that GRAMP (arms outstretched, defensive, Dismayed, eyes open, eyes wide, freaked out, hands outstretched, Horrified, Standing, yelling): I'M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE