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Old Memos In Old Drawers

Saturday, December 19, 2009 - 12:49 AM

INTERNAL MEMO

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Feb 27th, 2384

FROM: Pedro Benitez, Senior VP for Luxury Craft

TO: IndústriaGlobo Shipyard Management; Guangdong, China

RE: The Starwind 9000 Personal Yacht

Ladies & Gentlemen, I have just been informed that the Empire will be militarizing our entire line of Starwind 9000 luxury personal yachts, beginning next week. This will result in zero job losses or diminishment of work-hours, but will mean an intensive 4-week period of re-tooling and re-training for your factory staff.

As you're no doubt aware from the news, recent events with this race called the "Continuum of Makers" has prompted an increased level of military readiness. The Empire has requested, and IndústriaGlobo has agreed, to the weaponization of our luxury yacht line into small scout ships for the Armada. As you can see from the attached specs, this re-purposing will most notably mean the retrofitting and addition of a Class 4 Cruz-drive ring to the ship, along with new hull plating, ship-to-ship weapons, and forward scanner arrays.

The Empire's Advanced Weapons department has already modified three Starwinds, now re-christened as the Rio Claro, the Machito, and the Caballito, and will be flying them to Guangdong tomorrow for your review. In addition, 7 engineers from La Familia will be joining your staff to coordinate the Drive's implementation.

I know this is not news you wanted to hear. It is certainly not news I wanted to hear. But I have been personally assured by the Emperor's majordomo that this is a temporary measure, and will last only for the duration of these skirmishes with the Continuum.

Yours,

Pedro Benitez

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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Con: Captain, we've got trouble. A Moebius-class continuum ship is coming up behind us.
Captain Taneel: Dios.
Nosh: A Moebius is a figure-eight that goes loopty-loopty-loop.
The Pilot: Yes, thank you.
Bridge
2 Captain Taneel: Nosh, QUIET. Mr. Cruz, can you wring anything special out of the drive?
Fernando ('Nando): Captain, I can barely keep that ring working. This ship is a heap.
Bridge
3 Captain Taneel: OK. Nosh, what do we know about Moebius ships we could use against them?
Nosh: ...Only UNIQUE thing is the double-rings. They pinch more than localized space.
Bridge
4 Captain Taneel: Wonderful. So they're bigger and faster...and I'm flying the DANG CAR I HAD IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Bridge
5 Captain Taneel: Options. Options, options, options
Bridge
6 Captain Taneel: Con! Do the charts show any asteroid fields ahead?
Con: One...but we can easily avoid it.
Bridge
7 Captain Taneel: We're not avoiding it. FLY US IN.
Nosh: wait wait wait wait .... You saying your car in high school smelled this bad? I find hard to believe.
Bridge

Character Info

Con
First Appearance
December 19, 2009
Recent Appearances
December 19, 2009
Captain Taneel
First Appearance
October 03, 2009
Recent Appearances
October 03, 2009
Fernando ('Nando)
First Appearance
October 24, 2009
Recent Appearances
October 24, 2009
The Pilot
First Appearance
September 12, 2009
Recent Appearances
September 12, 2009
Nosh
First Appearance
September 05, 2009
Recent Appearances
September 05, 2009


 





 
 

 

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