Kopi Luwak

Don't get me wrong, I loves me some coffee. Loves it more than most.

But DANG, it'd have to be an AWFULLY rough morning for me to reach for the distinctive blend of "Kopi Luwak".

Alternate taglines:

- Kopi Luwak: It gets you comin' and goin'.

- Kopi Luwak: Tastes good in your belly, 'cause it's already been in someone else's.

- Kopi Luwak: Nature's Brew

- Kopi Luwak: Surely, surely this a big joke, right?

- Kopi Luwak: Because you've already tried that "pumpkin latte" atrocity at Starbucks...so what the heck.

Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
Where are Gramp and Arthur? strip info approved by DaveKellett
1	GRAMP: I'll have a grande Tunisian shade-grown, please. Barista (writing on coffee cup): Ooo! A man of refined taste! Would you care to try our rare, Kopi Luwak coffee? ARTHUR (sitting on Gramp's head) Woman (Generic)	Coffee Shop	Coffee Cup (large)
2	GRAMP (confused): a what? Barista (explaining): It's a special coffee bean in Indonesia that's eaten by jungle critters. But the bean PASSES THROUGH their digestive system, to be found in their "leavings." ARTHUR (sitting on Gramp's head)	Coffee Shop	cash register
3	Barista: So the beans are collected and specially brewed for a truly unique flavor. GRAMP (confused, shocked): Whaaat ARTHUR (sitting on Gramp's head)	Coffee Shop	cash register
4	GRAMP (Dismayed): You're asking me to drink coffee that's done a ... a ... Tour de France of an animal's pants?? ARTHUR (concerned, sitting on Gramp's head)	Coffee Shop
5	Barista (proudly): The tagline is "everything turns out OK in the end." GRAMP (grimacing): No. Stop talking. No! ARTHUR (concerned, shocked, sitting on Gramp's head)	Coffee Shop

Character Info

First Appearance
Barista
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