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Lots of census-takers, census-cartographers, and census-statiticians have written in saying they've enjoyed the last two days of strips, which is great!
Related question: Who knew so many census-related employees read Sheldon? Guys, all I ask is that when you get my returned census form, you don't call me on the fact that I put down "Breen" as my race. IT IS A LEGITIMATE RACE IN STAR TREK.
GRAMP: Can I help you? Census Agent (angry): I'm with the U.S. Census.
THE HOUSE (front door)
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GRAMP (excited): Oh, hi! How can I help you? NARRATOR (Sound Effect): FWIP! Census Agent (angry, shows census letter to gramp)
THE HOUSE (front door)
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GRAMP (closer look the letter, shocked) Census Agent (angry, shows census letter to gramp)
THE HOUSE (front door)
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GRAMP (angry, yelling): MIGHT I SPEAK WITH YOU GENTS AT THE FRONT DOOR? ARTHUR (chilling, sitting in wading pool): ......'Sup? FLACO (in pool) OSO (in pool)