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Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
You want to microwave food and... strip info approved by DaveKellett
1	NARRATOR: This is what you read... --Take frozen pizza out of cardboard box --Remove vacuum-sealed plastic sheathing --Fold cardboard back to reveal this weird pseudo-metallic cooking surface that apparently works inside microwaves --Place pizza on that pseudo-metallic thing --Bombard it with microwaves ARTHUR (looking down)	THE HOUSE (Kitchen)	Microwave Box
2	NARRATOR: And that's when this little voice inside your head starts to sing... ARTHUR (shocked): Thiiiiis is the most unnatural food everrrr...	THE HOUSE (Kitchen)	Microwave Box

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