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NARRATOR: This is what you read...
--Take frozen pizza out of cardboard box
--Remove vacuum-sealed plastic sheathing
--Fold cardboard back to reveal this weird pseudo-metallic cooking surface that apparently works inside microwaves
--Place pizza on that pseudo-metallic thing
--Bombard it with microwaves ARTHUR (looking down)
THE HOUSE (Kitchen)
NARRATOR: And that's when this little voice inside your head starts to sing... ARTHUR (shocked): Thiiiiis is the most unnatural food everrrr...