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Real Estate jargon actually means... strip info approved by DaveKellett
1	NARRATOR: The real estate jargon decoder. Match them up! "It's charming" Whoopsie! "It's quaint!" Wow...This is a TINY house. "It's a one-of-a-kind property!" You literally could not build a house smaller. It's like one of those Japanese 'pod' hotels. "Unique look!" PFFT! Those know-it-all inspectors CLAIM it's not LOAD-BEARING. whatEVER! "Needs a little TLC" The previous owners had purple walls carpet and tile. It's like Grimace vomited in there. "Major price reduction" A revolutionary-era ghost haunts the downstairs toilet. "This house has real spirit!" No one would ever build a house like this again. It's everything that was wrong about the 1970's, summarized in one house. For Sale!	OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.) (clouds, town)

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