I want to be Baron Kellett

Sunday, September 05, 2010 - 04:45 PM

Guys, it has come to my attention that no one ever claimed the fifth Kellett Baronetcy in the UK.

Granted, this Baronetage no longer exists, since Cork is no longer in the UK (along with the rest of the Republic of Ireland)...but COME ON. Let's make this happen! Let's give a useless "Baron" title to a (one hopes) somewhat-less-useless cartoonist!

There are Irish and English solicitors and legal scholars among the Sheldonista masses: Surely there is some legal loophole we can exploit here? Some way we can turn this whole thing into the plot of a delightful B-grade Disney movie co-starring me, Anne Hathaway, and Dame Edna... right?

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1	La Familia member (male): But sir! If we call a Grand Council, it will grind the Empire to a halt. La Familia Emperor: I've made my decision: Now, call them in.
2	La Familia member (male): No one's called a Grand Council in 100 years! The Empire's just too large, now... too complex La Familia Emperor: I NEED a vote to truly...DEAL...with the Continuum. La Familia Emperor: Call them in.
3	La Familia member (male): It will halt every warship, every transport! It will shit down every consul, every magistrate! La Familia Emperor: I said CALL THEM IN.
4	La Familia member (male): But sir... La Familia Emperor: CALL THEM IN, YOU #% FLEA! BRING ME EVERY LAST MEMBER of LA FAMILIA!

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La Familia member (male)
August 14, 2010
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August 14, 2010

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La Familia Emperor
August 14, 2010
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August 14, 2010

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