The Pilot: It's 3 AM Nosh. Do we hafta invent a name for me NOW? Nosh: I say we go with "Pablo Picasso". You both are short, talented...
and wear no pants.
The Pilot: I am NOT going by "Pablo Picasso". Nosh: Oooo...wait. What if your name is "Mr. Fancy Pants"?? Then, every time you walked into room, people would have to say "well lookit Mr. Fancy Pants, here."
The Pilot: No. Nosh: How about something cute like "Boopsie-Diddle"?
Who wouldn't like someone named "Boopsie-Diddle"?
The Pilot: NO. Nosh: When you walk, your toenails make sound like a kitty skittering across floor...maybe we go with something like..."Skitter".
Nosh: Yes.....I like that! "Skitter"! "Skitter Fancy-Pants Jones"! The Pilot: ...is "Steve" taken? Can't we just go with "Steve"??