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"The English Language: Carefully Cobbled Together By Three Blind Dudes With a German Dictionary"
"Knitting: It's Sitting, For Creative People"
"Anatomy of a Pug"
"Coffee: It's What's For Dinner"
"Fantasy Football: It's Just Dungeons & Dragons For Dudes Who Won't Play D&D"