I waited 'em out: Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Whatever-It-Is-Tuesday's-Called. Waited 'em all out.
And now it's time for the once-a-year, Sheldon Sale-Stravaganza ( <--professional writer).
Over three days, we're gonna have stupidly good deals that only last 24 hours. And they start on Wednesday.
Donnnnn't miss it. For real-sies. These are gonna be the best sales I've ever done.