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strip for December / 05 / 2007 [ transcription instructions ]
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Panel 1
Locations:
Props:
  Christmas Tree  
  Christmas Tree (plastic)  
Characters:
1: NARRATOR (Title): The great Christmas debate ...Go with a real tree... or a fake?
2: NARRATOR (pointing to real tree): Smells like pine
3: NARRATOR (pointing to plastic tree): Smells like Pine-Sol spilled on pleather pants
4: NARRATOR (pointing to real tree): Requires water
5: NARRATOR (pointing to plastic tree): Requires Wal-Mart
6: NARRATOR (pointing to real tree): Requires a 17-year old to put it on your car
7: NARRATOR (pointing to plastic tree): Requires 17 hours to find all the pieces from last year
8: NARRATOR (pointing to real tree): Nothing says "Christmas" like a Christmas tree
9: NARRATOR (pointing to plastic tree): Nothing says "Christmas" like polypropylene shaped like a Christmas tree
10: NARRATOR: ADDED BONUS! ...If you own a dog, both come with this feature.
11: OSO (lifting a leg):

 

 

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