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strip for January / 31 / 2008 [ transcription instructions ]
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Entered by: Ed_Held
Approved by: DaveKellett
Last modified at: 2011-03-29 13:38:57
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Panel 1
Locations:
  Table  
Props:
  Burgers  
Characters:
  SHELDON (Listening)  
1: ARTHUR (talking to Sheldon): A burger is an amazing combination of things, when you think about it.
Panel 2
Locations:
  Table  
Props:
  Burgers  
Characters:
1: ARTHUR (talking to Sheldon): The wheat is grown in the fields of kansas. The tomatoes and lettuce are from California.
Panel 3
Locations:
  Table  
Props:
  Burgers  
Characters:
1: ARTHUR (talking to Sheldon): The beef is raised in Nebraska. The ketchup is made in Heinz's Ohio plant, and the pickles are from Michigan.
Panel 4
Locations:
  Table  
Props:
  Burgers  
Characters:
1: SHELDON (talking to Arthur): ...And somehow, McDonald's puts all that together in a way that tastes like reconstituted foot.
2: ARTHUR (talking to Sheldon): ... Ya want mine?

 

 

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