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Molly |
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2010-12-03 15:14:11 |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
And now, a response from amazon's Jeff Bezos, to yesterday's critique of the "kindle"* eBook |
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NARRATOR (Footnote): |
*""kindle"? ...setting books on fire? |
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Jeff Bezos (Talking to the reader): |
Look people, we live in a modern world. You need to get with the program on "eBooks" |
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Jeff Bezos (Talking to the reader): |
Because books are so yesterday. Last time I checked, Gutenberg was dead. |
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Jeff Bezos (Shouting to assistant outside the frame called Heloise.): |
Heloise? Fact check that for me. |
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Jeff Bezos (Talking to the reader): |
It's called "progress" people. We NEED to put unnecessary technologies into systems that already work fine.
Samsung is putting TV's into refridgerators for God's sake. |
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Jeff Bezos (Talking to the reader): |
THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN. |
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Jeff Bezos (Talking to the reader): |
So! Is the "Kindle" a winning product for Amazon? |
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Jeff Bezos (Talking to the reader): |
Let me put it to you THIS WAY: |
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Jeff Bezos (Talking to the reader): |
It's been MORE THAN VALIDATED... |
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Jeff Bezos (Talking to the reader): |
...by the six people who bought one. |
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