Sheldon: The Daily Comic Strip by Dave Kellett

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DaveKellett

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2011-04-01 18:46:47

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Panel 1

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Dave Kellett's house

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1:	ARTHUR:	How's the new baby doin'?
2:	Dave Kellett:	It's bizarre...

Panel 2

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Dave Kellett's house

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Dave Kellett:

...one night she sleeps for six hours, the next nights she's up every fifteen minutes.

Panel 3

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Dave Kellett's house

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	Dave Kellett
1:	ARTHUR:	You know what they say: "A baby takes the sleep it needs."

Panel 4

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Dave Kellett's house

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	ARTHUR
1:	Dave Kellett:	Yeah! But she's taking the sleep I need, too!

Panel 5

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Dave Kellett's house

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	ARTHUR
1:	FLACO:	Squee squee squee!
2:	Dave Kellett:	That's part of the umbilical cord that's still attached to the baby's belly button.

Panel 6

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Dave Kellett's house

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	FLACO
	ARTHUR
1:	Dave Kellett:	We'll douse it with alcohol until it dries up and falls off.

Panel 7

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Dave Kellett's house

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1:	FLACO:	Squee squee squee squee squee squee squee!
2:	ARTHUR:	Yeah! I always thought that was an old wives' tale, too!

Panel 8

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Dave Kellett's house

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	FLACO
1:	Dave Kellett:	Good point... Lindsay Lohan still has her tongue, right?
2:	ARTHUR:	According to several reliable sources, yes.