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| Last modified at: |
2008-07-29 10:08:31 |
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This strip is currently awaiting moderator approval. |
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Book (Moby Dick) |
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Chair (Gramp sitting in chair) |
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GRAMP (sitting in a chair, smiling, Thinking): |
"Call me Ishmael" ...strong start |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
Read that first line |
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| Panel 2 |
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Book (Moby Dick) |
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Chair (Gramp sitting in chair) |
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GRAMP (reading a book, sitting in a chair) |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
Enjoy the first few chapters |
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| Panel 3 |
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Book (Moby Dick) |
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Chair (Gramp sitting in chair) |
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GRAMP (dazed, sitting in a chair) |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
Glaze over when you get to the endless pages talking about rope |
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| Panel 4 |
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Book (Moby Dick) |
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Chair (Gramp sitting in chair) |
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GRAMP (flipping pages, sitting in a chair, sticking tongue out) |
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(SOUND FX) (turning page) |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
Skip 120 to 140 pages |
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| Panel 5 |
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Book (Moby Dick) |
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Chair (Gramp sitting in chair) |
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GRAMP (sitting in a chair, Thinking): |
It's like missing six weeks of "Days of Our Lives"! No plot has been advanced! |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
Realize you missed nothing |
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| Panel 6 |
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Book (Moby Dick) |
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Chair (Gramp sitting in chair) |
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GRAMP (reading a book, sitting in a chair, whistling): |
daaaaang... |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
Get to the part where he says "if his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it..." |
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| Panel 7 |
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Book (Moby Dick) |
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Chair (Gramp sitting in chair) |
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GRAMP (eyes open, sitting in a chair, Sleeping) |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
But then you get a few more chapters on ship maintenance, causing you to fall asleep with your eyes open. |
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| Panel 8 |
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Book (Moby Dick) |
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Chair (Gramp sitting in chair) |
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GRAMP (sitting in a chair, smiling, watching TV) |
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NARRATOR (talking): |
Go back to watching "America's Next Top Model" |
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