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strip for August / 03 / 2008 [ transcription instructions ]
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Entered by: Courtneet
Approved by: DaveKellett
Last modified at: 2011-03-29 15:02:54
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Panel 1
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  Soda Vending Machine  
Characters:
1: GRAMP: Two bucks for a dang Coke?!?? Jeez! I remember when a coke was just 25 cents.
Panel 2
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  Soda Vending Machine  
Characters:
1: ARTHUR: Aw man, no. Don't become that guy. Don't be the dude who talks about the past.
2: GRAMP (looking at Arthur): What?
Panel 3
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
Characters:
1: ARTHUR: When the past is your golden, conversational GO-TO, you're basically saying "I have nothing new or interesting to add to life. My best strength lies in WHAT IS NO MORE." ...A conversation about the past is a conversation without HOPE.
Panel 4
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
Characters:
1: GRAMP: Whoa, whoa, whoa. All I said was "Coke used to cost a quarter"
2: ARTHUR: But in so doing you just became the old man in the room. How does knowing what a Coke once cost make our conversation better? Our world better?
Panel 5
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  Soda Vending Machine  
Characters:
1: GRAMP: Aha! Because "He who does not learn from the past is doomed to repeat it."
2: ARTHUR: Yeah, but "He who constantly talks about the past is doomed to bore the ever-lovin' snot outta everyone else"

 

 

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