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Panel 1
Locations:
  THE POND (in pond)  
Props:
Characters:
1: ARTHUR (looking blankly): I THINK I'M GONNA ENTER LAW-SCHOOL. I NEED TO BE A LAWYER.
2: SHELDON (looking at Arthur): A LAWYER?? NO NO NO NO NO
Panel 2
Locations:
  THE POND (in pond)  
Props:
Characters:
1: SHELDON: A LAWYER'S WHOLE LIFE IS FOCUSED ON FIGHTS. ...HOW TO AVOID FIGHTS. HOW TO START FIGHTS. HOW TO WIN FIGHTS. YOU WANNA SPEND ALL YOUR DAYS THINKING ABOUT CONFLICT?
2: ARTHUR: HEY - I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS "CONFLICT RESOLUTION."
Panel 3
Locations:
  THE POND (in pond)  
Props:
Characters:
1: ARTHUR: SPECIFICALLY, CONFLICT RESOLUTION THAT PAYS AUDI-SIZED GOBS OF CASH.
2: SHELDON: YES.... PUT THAT ON YOUR LAW SCHOOL APPLICATION.

 

 

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