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Entered by: stewartdicaprio
Approved by: DaveKellett
Last modified at: 2011-04-01 19:01:52
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Panel 1
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  THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)  
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  Chair  
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1: GRAMP (talking to Arthur): Lord! I never thought I'd see the U.S. financial system melt down like this. It's a shade of 1929.
2: ARTHUR (Talking to Gramps): I don't even understand what happened.
Panel 2
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1: GRAMP (explaining): Well, mortgage lenders loaned massive amounts to homebuyers they knew couldn't pay them back.
Panel 3
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1: GRAMP (explaining, hand pointing): But lenders didn't care, 'cause they'd immediately slice up and sell those debts to investment banks as "mortgage-backed" securities. Those investment banks then loaded on even more mortgage-based assets...and got insurers like AIG to cover the risk.
Panel 4
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1: GRAMP (explaining): ...but it was all based on those super-creaky mortgage-backed securities.
Panel 5
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1: GRAMP (explaining): Eventually, they got so cocky that they even started using apple-backed securities.
Panel 6
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  THE HOUSE (a chair in the corner)  
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  Chair  
  apple barrel  
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1: ARTHUR (curious): ...Securities backed by Apple Computer?
2: GRAMP (explaining, pointing): No. Securities literally backed by that barrel of apples.

 

 

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