Sheldon: The Daily Comic Strip by Dave Kellett

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stewartdicaprio

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DaveKellett

Last modified at:

2011-04-01 19:10:04

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Panel 1

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NARRATOR:

Are you new to "WEIGHT WATCHERS"? Let us show you hot it works:

Panel 2

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THE HOUSE

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	cereal
	Cereal Bowl

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1:	NARRATOR:	You slowly, carefully measure all your cups of food...Only to "accidentally" tip in a tiny bit more.
2:	GRAMP:	WHOOPS! WHOOPS! WHOOPS!
3:	(SOUND FX):	wak wak wak

Panel 3

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	GRAMP (eating ravenously)
1:	NARRATOR:	You try one of the "1-pint" desserts... ...and promptly eat 28 more.

Panel 4

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1:	NARRATOR:	You log your "exercise"
2:	GRAMP:	I DID wander the parking lot lookin' for the car. That's GOTTA be an exercise point.

Panel 5

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THE HOUSE

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Computer

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	GRAMP (typing)
1:	NARRATOR:	And at the end of each day, you tally up all your points...

Panel 6

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red velvet cake

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1:	NARRATOR:	...And reward yourself by horking down a red velvet cake Which you log as "4 oz. of broccoli"
2:	GRAMP (eating ravenously):	MMPH.