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DaveKellett |
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2011-04-06 17:29:51 |
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NARRATOR: |
THE GREAT HAPPINESS SCALE
Find out how happy folks are, based on what they were in high school. |
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Life is Awesome/High School |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) (Flat) |
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Event Note (Pointing at green bar): |
Championship game against West Lake High was perfect |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) (Falling sharply) |
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Event Note (Pointing at green bar in Life is Pretty ok, thanks/College): |
Now playing 3rd string. |
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Event Note (Pointing at red bar in Life is awesome/20's - 40's): |
Hired 2.6 seconds after graduation |
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Life is Awesome/20's - 40's |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Rising sharply) |
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Event Note (Pointing at red bar): |
Starts first company |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Rising slightly, then falling sharply) |
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Event Note (Pointing at red bar): |
IPO goes great! Sells to Google 8 months later |
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Life is Awesome/Retirement |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Rising sharply) |
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Event Note (Pointing at red bar in Life is pretty ok, thanks/Retirement): |
4th IPO somehow not as satisfying |
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Life is Awesome/Grandkids |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Rising sharply) |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) (Rising sharply) |
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Light Blue Bar (Apathetic Student) (Rising sharply) |
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Event Note (Pointing at end point): |
Grandkids |
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Light Blue Bar (Apathetic Student) (Flat to sharp decline, then rising back to same level) |
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Life is pretty ok, thanks/college |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) (Sharp decline, then flat) |
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Light Blue Bar (Apathetic Student) (Flat) |
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Event Note (Pointing at sharp dip of light blue line in Life is pretty ok, thanks/high school): |
Lost 2nd controller to new video game system |
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Life is pretty ok, thanks/20's - 40's |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) (Falling sharply) |
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Light Blue Bar (Apathetic Student) (Flat to sharp spike, then back to same level) |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Rising sharply) |
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Event Note (Pointing a sharp spike in blue line): |
Springs for really nice chrome wheels on 1st car |
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Life is pretty ok, thanks/50+ |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) (Rising slightly) |
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Light Blue Bar (Apathetic Student) (Flat) |
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Event Note (Pointing at green bar): |
Now able to bore their adult kids with stories of that dang game |
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Life is pretty ok, thanks/retirement |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) (Rising slightly, then sharply) |
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Light Blue Bar (Apathetic Student) (Moderate rise) |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Small decline, then sharp rise) |
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Event Note (Pointing at green bar): |
Finally able to retire from middling job |
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Oh man, I hate this/high school |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Flat) |
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Event Note (Pointing at red bar): |
Buh. Just buh. |
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Oh man, I hate this/college |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Slight rise, then flat) |
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Event Note (Pointing at red bar): |
Ever-so-slight improvement on high school |
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Oh man, I hate this/20's - 40's |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) (Sharp decline, then moderate rise) |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) (Rising sharply) |
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Event Note (Pointing at green bar): |
Thinking fondly of West Lake game as new job starts |
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Green Bar (Captain of Football Team or Cheer Squad) |
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Light Blue Bar (Apathetic Student) |
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Red Bar (Huge, Huge Nerd) |
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KEY:
Captain of football team or cheer squad =
Apathetic student =
Huge, huge nerd = |
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