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strip for June / 22 / 2009 [ transcription instructions ]
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Panel 1
Locations:
  Ancient mountain  
Props:
Characters:
  Woolly Mammoth  
  Man (with a beard)  
1: NARRATOR (Above Panel): IN BYGONE DAYS, YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO WRASSLE A MAMMOTH
Panel 2
Locations:
  Grassland  
Props:
  spear  
Characters:
  Man (Hunting)  
  Buffalo  
1: NARRATOR (Above Panel): OR BRING DOWN A BUFFALO USING A SPEAR YOU YOURSELF MADE
Panel 3
Locations:
  THE HOUSE  
Props:
  Chair (Gramp sitting in chair)  
  Pocket knife  
  apple  
Characters:
1: NARRATOR (Above Panel): BUT NOWADAYS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO LOOK TOUGH. YOU GOTTA DO THAT THING WHERE YOU SLICE AN APPLE WITH A POCKET KNIFE, AND EAT THE SLICE RIGHT OFF THE BLADE.
2: ARTHUR: WELL HELLLLLLO, TOUGHIE McTOUGHERTON!
3: GRAMP: Thasssright.

 

 

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