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Panel 1
Locations:
  THE POND  
Props:
Characters:
1: SHELDON (standing in water): If I was king of the world, you know what I'd do? I'd force everyone to say "maters" instead of "tomatoes"
2: ARTHUR (Sitting on water): ...what? Why?
Panel 2
Locations:
  THE POND  
Props:
Characters:
1: SHELDON (standing in water): BECAUSE! It makes it impossible to be an upper-class jerk. It would put everyone on the same level.
2: ARTHUR (Sitting on water): I don't see what you mean.
Panel 3
Locations:
  Restaurant  
Props:
Characters:
1: Waiter (speaking snobbishly): A fine choice, sir: The venison served in a pinot grigio reduction... served with the garlic-infused arugula salad. ...and will the gentleman be having any maters this evening?
2: Man (Generic) (holding menu): Ooooo, yes! The gentleman will DEFINITELY be having some maters. ...please maters the gentleman up!

 

 

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