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DaveKellett |
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2011-04-06 18:34:33 |
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NARRATOR (Decision tree): |
THE PUMPKIN DECISION TREE
So you need a pumpkin for Halloween |
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Are you at a pumpkin patch out in the countryside? - You will get a huge, gorgeous pumpkin at a great price-but the pumpkin dude may start talkin' politics with you in a way that makes you super uncomfortable - |
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pumpkin dude (Looking at gramps): |
And THAT's why I only Pay Income tax with pennies. |
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GRAMP (holding a pumpkin, Looking at dude): |
Awesome. Yeah. Me too. |
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Are you at the county fair? -* Do you have $2,500 - you purchase 'Big Bertha,' the gigantic, gold-medal champ - you will be the envy of your block for three weeks - until that puppy starts to rot.
*Do you have $2.50 - you will purchase a fired, chocolate corn dog. |
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Are you at a grocery store -* yes - you will get a pumpkin that looks great on one side, but like a deep-sea mollusk on the other.
*- yes, but it's the last minute - The only pumpkins left look like that one photo of Nick Nolte. You know the one. |
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Are you at a Hallmark store? - You will purchase a ceramic pumpkin with an electric plug - The circle is complete. You have become your Mother. |
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