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DaveKellett |
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2011-04-06 18:41:10 |
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Panel 1 |
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Coffee Cup |
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Coffee maker |
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Microwave |
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refridgerator |
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NARRATOR (Above Panel): |
Guide to (your) office breakroom. Coffee cups include weird castoffs like "World's Best Stenographer" |
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Let us never speak of the microwave. |
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Off brand "Drinker's Choice"TM can survive a direct hydrogen bomb. Can NOT survive contact with sunlight or water. |
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Two identical tupperwear bowls. One is your lunch. The other, an unspeakable horror from 18 months ago. Do you risk opening the wrong one? |
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The one decent lunch in the whole fridge. (Will be stolen by 11AM) |
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Unusual assortment of leftover condiments like "Bay-Leaf Marmalade" or "Sour Elderberry Dipping Sauce" |
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