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strip for December / 30 / 2009 [ transcription instructions ]
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Last modified at: 2011-04-07 15:15:21
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Panel 1
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  Nerf gun (small)  
  Nerf balls (football)  
Characters:
1: NARRATOR (Above Panel): The evolution of NERF balls into guns is a little disturbing.
Panel 2
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  Nerf gun (small)  
  Nerf balls (small)  
Characters:
1: NARRATOR (Above Panel): It started with a NERF engineer figuring out you could "Shoot NERF pretty painlessly"
2: engineer 1 (Shooting engineer 2): FOOOP!
3: engineer 2: ha ha ha...WE gotta sell that!
Panel 3
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  Nerf gun (large)  
Characters:
1: NARRATOR (Above Panel): But over time, the NERF guns became semi-automatic, double-barrel beasties. It became an arms race in NERF.
Panel 4
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  Nerf gun (Personal Weapon System)  
Characters:
1: NARRATOR (Above Panel): ...And now you see 10-year olds that look like an Iron Man villian.
2: SHELDON (excited, eyes wide, holding toy pistol, looking at Arthur, Standing): Wanna play NERF, Arthur?
3: ARTHUR (astounded, disturbed, Horrified, looking up at Sheldon, standing up): AW *#&@! NO.

 

 

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