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strip for January / 03 / 2009 [ transcription instructions ]
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Panel 1
Locations:
  pond  
Props:
  Floaty Animal  
Characters:
  ARTHUR (Looking at Sheldon, sitting on floaty animal)  
1: SHELDON (jumping in): Everything I read about New Year's resolutions says they have to be actionable items. You can't just say "Lose weight this year". You have to say "Run two miles a day to lose weight",
Panel 2
Locations:
  pond  
Props:
  Floaty Animal  
Characters:
  ARTHUR  
1: SHELDON (in pond): or "Save money". ...you gotta be more specific. You gotta say something like "Save money by not eating out at restaurants"
Panel 3
Locations:
  pond  
Props:
  Floaty Animal  
Characters:
1: SHELDON: So saying your resolution is to "To be more awesome" isn't very specific.
2: ARTHUR (contemplative): What if I add "...in every conceivable way"?

 

 

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