Sheldon: The Daily Comic Strip by Dave Kellett

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2011-04-07 15:35:26

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Panel 1

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Space (Outside view of the Machito)

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1:	The Pilot:	You're kidding me. You guys don't have ANY shields??
2:	Nosh:	Not like you are thinking, no.

Panel 2

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1:	Nosh:	We CAN vaporize teeny bits of debris into plasma.... But we do not have "super-tough-guy-action shields"
2:	Fernando ('Nando):	Super WHAT?

Panel 3

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1:	Nosh:	Our armada ships...have a 1-in-600 chance of catastrophic impact anytime we pinch space.
2:	The Pilot:	I....I'm gonna DIE IN SPACE.

Panel 4

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Fernando ('Nando):

Nosh, that number is a lie, spread by the royal family. It's not 1-in-600.... It's 1-IN-400.... We lose five or six ships every week.

Panel 5

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The Pilot:

Wonderful. Awesome. Let's all thank Fernando for clearin' up that math, there. *slow clap* *...slow clap*