Today I learned that adding “sea” in front of any odd or ill-sounding object makes for a great naming game. Try it at home!
Here are some of the alternates, briefly considered for today's strip:
“Sea Snot”
“Sea Freaks”
“Sea Groin Pulls”
“Sea Earwax”
“Sea Telly Savalas”
...that last one, just for sheer randomness, is wonderful.