Today's candidate was a store sign that said "DOUGHNUTS & CHINESE FAST FOOD!"
H...how? ...wha? Who EVER craves those two things together?
Even weirder: imagine what the standard order is in a place like that:
"Uh, yeah...gimme two jelly-filled, a glazed, six with sprinkles...and, heck, throw some Moo Goo Gai Pan in there."
[EDIT: I have to post this image sent in by Sheldonista Aaron B. It's even funnier than the one I saw. Donuts, Chinese Food, and Liquor! It's, like, the exact three things that I've never wanted to eat together...combined into one superstore!
